a typical conversation in my house:

becky: mum, do we have any glue?

mum: we did, but then you put it all over your hands and let it dry and then peeled it off. remember?

becky: oh yeah...

mum: i told you at the time you'd wish you hadn't done that.

becky: never regret anything that made you happy....

HAHAHAHA. i love my little sister.

another recent favourite;

becky: if i wrote a letter to megan, and addressed it to "voldemort" instead of "megan", but with megan's address, would the postman still know to deliver it to megan?

oh what, she's 14. yes. classic.